I’ve had a stomach ache for the past 58 years. For a few moments each on days 2 and 3, it disappeares. Fully. No pain anywhere in my stomach whatsoever. No upper-tummy ache. No lower-tummy clutching. Just peace and serenity. All tension leaves my body too because apparently I’ve been clenching my core muscles non-stop for 58 years too as a reaction.

Is this … normal?

Regardless, I’m sure I’ve solved the riddle of my existence now with veganism and every other physical, mental, and emotional problems cure itself. I expect I’ll magically become taller too. I’m hoping for 5’ 11” but I’ll take what I can get.

Damn animals keeping me down.